Sunday, January 15, 2012

Need to make a vow renewal bouquet on vacation?!?

I am getting my vows renewed and have decided I am carrying a beautiful perfectly suitable small hand tied bouquet. I need instructions on how to make one, how to pick flowers for one and how on earth do I get flowers when I am on vacation! I checked most of the stores and cannot count on them having good flowers or any flowers, as they said they have them "from time to time". Florist's flowers will be too expensive, I don't like silk, my husband doesn't either (he wants it to be special and meaningful and silk to him doesn't seem appropriate) and I don't want to spend my vacation time doing things like shopping all across town for a bouquet.



I checked the places that send you flowers and they are really expensive too! But in the long run, if I could afford it, I would totally go that route. I would most appreciate answers from people who have actually made their own bouquets instead of links online, but will take those, cause I can't find any!?

Need to make a vow renewal bouquet on vacation?!?
I don't recommend you picking flowers, unless you have a green thumb. The way to go would be to buy string or bands from a local crafts store, such as Michael's, and go to a local supermarket in your area that sells flowers in bouquet or inexpensive vase arrangements form; and select whatever flowers you wish. Then go home and use the bands or string to tie the flower stems together after you have cut the stems so that they are no more than 8 inches in length and appropriate for a bouquet. Be sure to cut the stems in a diagonal; and until the time of the ceremony, keep the arrangement in the refrigerator, if you wish they can be kept in a bowl of water filled to no more than half an inch in depth with water while kept in the fridge. Wrap with and tie pink ribbon to the bottom of the arrangement; and cover the sharp part of the stems with cellophane or saran wrap which you should adhere with two-sided clear tape. CONGRATS.
Reply:For my wedding we went to the wholesale warehouse and bought boxes of flowers and supplies. I lucked out that one of my guests, (very good Friend), worked in a flower shop and she made my bouquets. I had all white roses with some yellow roses thrown in for spice. My girls had light blue hydrangeas with yellow roses pulled through the top. send me an email at salesadmin@optimumpower.com and I will send you pictures of the bouquets. They were very easy to make and took no time. Bonus, to save time on your vaca take some ribbon - two different sizes and some floral tape and a pair of scissors. That will help to start with.

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Survey: What is your idea of a perfect day ?????

THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER



8.15 - Wake up to hugs and kisses

8.30 - Weigh in 2kg lighter than yesterday

8.45 - Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents - expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner

9.15 - Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil

10.00 - Light work out at club with handsome funny personal trainer

10.30 - Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry

12.00 - Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe

12.45 - Catch sight of husband/boyfriend's ex and notices she has gained 7kg

1.00 - Shopping with friends, unlimited credit

3.00 - Nap

4.00 - Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card id from secret admirer

4.15 - Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body

5.30 - Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror

7.30 - Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers

10.00 - Hot shower (alone)

10.50 - Carried to bed . . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)

11.00 - Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling

11.15 - Fall asleep in his big strong arms

_____________________________



THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HIM

6.00 - Alarm

6.15 - ********

6.30 - Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports section

7.00 - Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked chicks with big ****

7.30 - Limo arrives

7.45 - Several Whiskeys en-route to airport

9.15 - Flight in personal Lear Jet

9.30 - Limo to Riverside Oaks Golf Club (******** en-route)

9.45 - Play front nine (2 under)

11.45 - Lunch Pie, chips and gravy, 3 beers and a bottle of Dom Perignon

12.15 - ********

12.30 - Play back nine (4 under)

2.15 - Limo back to the airport (Several Whiskeys)

2.30 - Fly to Monte Carlo

3.30 - Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew (all nude)

4.30 - Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle

5.00 - Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson

6.45 - ****, Shower and Shave

7.00 - Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; marajuana and porn legalized

7.30 - Dinner: lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by Icecream served on a pair of ****

9.00 - Napoleon Brandy and Cohuna cigar in front of wall size TV as you watch international match of the day;England beat Wales 31-0

9.30 - Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies) 9.31

11.00 - Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale

11.30 - A nightcap *******

11.45 - In bed alone

11.50 - A 12 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room

Survey: What is your idea of a perfect day ?????
You would be right by your perfect day but what guy would want that as his perfect day? You left out the part where he plays with his kids and he doesn't have to yell at one of them to stop picking on the other. :p

However it is, it's still funny.



EDIT_

4:30 am hit snooze

4:39 hit snooze

4:48 get out of bed to get dressed

4:55 wow, no bad hair day!

5:00 leave home for work

*driving* wow, no rubber neckers causing accidents and no crappy drivers.

5:30 clock in to work and not hear anyone b**ch about how much their job sucks for the next ten hours.

4:30 time to leave for home

*driving* yeah, no accidents or police causing a 10 mile backup!

5:15 back at home

5:16 open up a beer

5:30 hmmm, wife still isn't home, guess it's time to start dinner for her and the kids before she gets home.

5:55 wife is home with kids (she had a great day and gives em a hug) kids were good at daycare, no fights.

6:30 time for dinner

7:00 dinner is done and everyone rinses their dishes and puts them in the dishwasher.

7:15 kids get ready for bed as I get some comfy clothes on

7:30 piggy backs to bed and time to tuck my babies in

7:45 kids are in bed

7:50 put on a movie and actually cuddle with the Mrs. for more than a minute before she pushes me away

10:00 time for bed and cuddling with the Mrs.

10:03 the Mrs. pushes me away to lay alone

10:05 the Mrs. starts snoring asleep

somewhere after 11:00 pm she stops and I finally fall asleep.

2:15 am youngest child wakes up just so we can put her back in bed

4 am she gets up again and so does the oldest child so we can put them back in bed

4:30 BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ
Reply:Hi, Yep thats sounds a perfect day to me.
Reply:Hi that would be my perfect Day i count vouche for Dave Hugs
Reply:Could I do your massage for you?
Reply:Just plain old waking up alive.


Problem solving with combinations?

1. in how many ways can you select 4 boys %26amp; 3 girls from 9 boys %26amp; 6 girls to sit at the head table at the school fundraiser?



2. Nickson is shopping for clothes %26amp; finds that there are 9 items in his size at the store. in how many ways can Nickson make a purchase?



3. how many different sums of money can be made with a $1 coin, a $2 coin, 4 $5 bills, and a $50 bill?



4. Linda wants to put some CDs in her car to listen to on her way to her cottage. if she has a choice of 12 soft rock, 4 classical, %26amp; 6 rap CDs, in how many ways can Linda choose some CDs to put in her car?



5. When preparing a bouquet, a florist can choose from 7 roses, 6 carnations, %26amp; 4 chrysanthemums. how many bouquets can the florist make if the bouquet must have at least one flower?



THANK YOU IN ADVANCE! :)

Problem solving with combinations?
Most of the answers have a -1 at the end to indicate you can't have 0 of any of these. If you can have zero of all items, take off the -1.



1.9c4 ways to choose the boys and 6c3 ways to select the girls. So (9c4) * (6c3)



2. He can purchase 9 or 8 or 7 or... or 1:



9c9 + 9c8 + 9c7 + ... + 9c1 =



(sum from N=0 to 9 of 9cN)



3. [1c1 + 1c0]*[1c1 + 1c0] * [4c4 + 4c3 + ... + 4c0] * [1c1 + 1c0] - 1



4. She can put [12c12 + 12c11 +...+12c0] * [4c4+4c3+...+4c0] * [6c6 + 6c5 + ... + 6c0] - 1



5. [7c7 + 7c6 + ... + 7c0] * [6c6 + 6c5 + ... + 6c0] * [4c4 + 4c3 + ... + 4c0] - [7c0*6c0*4c0].



(that last part 7c0*6c0*4c0 is just = 1 since there is only 1 way to not have any flowers.)


Islam will win godless West without war or bombs, first Muslim son Obama in USA, then mosques in Europe?true?

after Kenyan Muslim son %26amp; Indonesian Muslim stepson Barack Hussein Obama wins USA Presidency this November, will Islam win over the rest of Europe since many Westerners are godless agnostics and not producing kids too, so Muslims can migrate all over Europe and USA to help save Western civilization from godlessness and moral decay? long live Barack Hussein Obama, will this be the cry of celebration of all Muslims of the world if he wins against Hillary Clinton and wins Nov. election?





more Muslim mosques for Europe and USA? Obama said he will pull out USA troops immediateky in Iraq, another victory for militant pure Islam?





Germany's Biggest Mosque Spurs Fear of `Islamization' of Europe





By Seda Sezer





April 3 (Bloomberg) -- The twin spires of Germany's largest Gothic cathedral will soon be joined on the Cologne skyline by the minarets of the country's biggest mosque.





The $23 million Ehrenfeld Central Mosque, scheduled to be completed in about two years, will help bring Islam out of the back streets and reduce the influence of radicals, Mayor Fritz Schramma says. Others see the building as a symbol of Islamic extremism and further evidence that Cologne's 120,000 Muslims, more than half of them Turkish immigrants, refuse to integrate.





``I pray at the little chapel next to the Cologne Cathedral, and my prayer doesn't become more valuable if I pray in the big cathedral,'' said Laszlu Reischl, 56, a taxi driver. ``I don't understand why they insist on building a big mosque.''





The controversy reflects Germany's struggle over almost five decades to incorporate its largest ethnic minority. Tensions were revived in February when Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan told Turks at a Cologne rally that ``assimilation is a crime against humanity.'' Some lawmakers who oppose mostly Muslim Turkey's bid to join the European Union accused him of preaching Turkish nationalism on German soil.





Cologne has Germany's highest concentration of Muslims, at 12 percent of the population. The new mosque will be built in the immigrant district of Ehrenfeld, about two miles from the 13th- century Cologne Cathedral.





The 53,800-square-foot building will fit 1,200 worshippers. It will replace a converted pharmaceutical warehouse that has housed the mosque since 1984 and holds about half as many people. Many spill into the parking lot during Friday prayers.





Permanently Here





``When our fathers came here, they rented the least expensive place to pray,'' says Mehmet Gunet, legal adviser to the Cologne-based Turkish Islamic Union for Religious Affairs. ``We are permanently here and we want more beautiful prayer houses.''





German architect Paul Boehm, who has worked on local churches, won a contest to design the mosque. The building consists of curved concrete walls connected to a central dome by glass to convey openness and transparency.





The two 55-meter (180 feet) minarets will be about a third as high as the cathedral spires. The complex will also house offices, restaurants and shops.





``We want to show that Muslims can live in peace in a society,'' Gunet says. ``We are coming out of hidden places and saying, `We are here, you can come and look in.'''





`Parallel Society'





The Islamic Union, a group of Imams and theologians appointed by the Turkish government's Religious Affairs authority, is awaiting final planning approval and expects construction to begin in June.





Opposition to the mosque has been spearheaded by the Pro Cologne citizens initiative, which holds five seats in the town parliament. Over the past two years, the group has circulated petitions and leaflets and held rallies against the project.





The mosque will allow local Turks to slip further into a ``parallel society,'' where many don't even speak German, says Manfred Rouhs, a Pro Cologne representative.





``It's a symbol of Islamization in Europe and the failure of integration,'' Rouhs says. ``It's a danger to our European way of living.''





About 60 percent of Cologne residents oppose a large mosque with minarets, according to a July survey by Koelner Stadt- Anzeiger, the city's biggest newspaper.





Headscarf Hairdresser





Turks first came to Germany in the 1960s, when they were invited in to help ease a postwar labor shortage. There are about 3 million ethnic Turks in Germany today.





On Ehrenfeld's main shopping street, some Turkish stores offer special services, such as the hairdresser with private rooms for women with headscarves. A barber provides Turkish tea fresh from the samovar, an urn traditionally used to heat water.





Uneasiness about the mosque reflects Germany's ``Islamophobia, racism and xenophobia,'' says Mehmet Yildirim, general secretary of the Islamic Union.





``This society didn't have much of a relationship with different cultures and religions in the past, and they have prejudices and worries,'' Yildirim says.





Mayor Schramma says the mosque will help build trust and public acceptance of Islam.





``What Erdogan meant was assimilation by force, and we don't have that here in Germany,'' he says. ``We want to end the separation, but it must not come from the top down.''





Speak German





The Islamic Union has been open to negotiation, agreeing to reduce the size of the prayer area, to conduct the prayer call through indoor speakers, and to offer half of the shops to German business owners, Schramma says.





``The next step is that the language in the mosque in time will be German,'' the mayor says. ``The second- and third- generation, which were born here, should be ready to accept that as their mother language.''





Claus Moskopp, 52, an Ehrenfeld florist, points out that the minarets won't even be as high as the nearby 243-meter Deutsche Telekom AG tower.





``We had this mosque here as it is for a long time and no one said anything, but minarets bother people,'' he says. ``It doesn't bother me because the minarets will match the city landscape.''

Islam will win godless West without war or bombs, first Muslim son Obama in USA, then mosques in Europe?true?
The greatest fear the radical Islamists should have regarding their cause, is the day the good old boys in the US of A decide to play cowboys and radicals.
Reply:Where did you get this jaberwocky from. obviously another dimension
Reply:Yahoo! Answers Guidlines:


1) Questions may NOT include:


Profanity or personal attacks to any member or group(s) associated with Yahoo!Answers.





Propaganda.





Just joking... :)


But the point is, is that you shouldn't post nonsensical propaganda on Y! Answers.
Reply:Very frightening indeed!
Reply:next youll be telling us that our prairies will be filled with grazing camel
Reply:You're a freak who has poor language skills. That's why you rely on copying/pasting quotes to fill up the space on this nonsensical rant.
Reply:"I think that the truth spreads itself out in any way, as the circumstances require. Did you not see how Christianity used the sword sometimes? It is enough to know what Sharlman did to the Saxon tribes. I do not pay attention to whether truth is spread by the sword, the tongue, or in any other way. Let us leave the truth dominate by words, press or fighting…. Let us leave it struggle and fight with its hands, legs, and nails because it will never be defeated. Nothing will be defeated unless it deserves that..."


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Reply:Right, except the Islamic faith will never take over the US, seen as how we have separation of church and state. But keep trying.. The US is a battle you will never win. I would never convert Islam and there's millions of other Americans that think the same way.





Islam is nothing more than a religion of terror... now stop posting this propaganda... it gonna get you suspended.


The Perfect Day?

THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER



8.15 - Wake up to hugs and kisses

8.30 - Weigh in 2kg lighter than yesterday

8.45 - Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents - expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner

9.15 - Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil

10.00 - Light work out at club with handsome funny personal trainer

10.30 - Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry

12.00 - Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe

12.45 - Catch sight of husband/boyfriend's ex and notices she has gained 7kg

1.00 - Shopping with friends, unlimited credit

3.00 - Nap

4.00 - Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card id from secret admirer

4.15 - Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body

5.30 - Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror

7.30 - Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers

10.00 - Hot shower (alone)

10.50 - Carried to bed . . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)

11.00 - Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling

11.15 - Fall asleep in his big strong arms

_____________________________



THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HIM

6.00 - Alarm

6.15 - ********

6.30 - Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports section

7.00 - Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked chicks with big ****

7.30 - Limo arrives

7.45 - Several Whiskeys en-route to airport

9.15 - Flight in personal Lear Jet

9.30 - Limo to Riverside Oaks Golf Club (******** en-route)

9.45 - Play front nine (2 under)

11.45 - Lunch Pie, chips and gravy, 3 beers and a bottle of Dom Perignon

12.15 - ********

12.30 - Play back nine (4 under)

2.15 - Limo back to the airport (Several Whiskeys)

2.30 - Fly to Monte Carlo

3.30 - Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew (all nude)

4.30 - Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle

5.00 - Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson

6.45 - ****, Shower and Shave

7.00 - Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; marajuana and porn legalized

7.30 - Dinner: lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by Icecream served on a pair of ****

9.00 - Napoleon Brandy and Cohuna cigar in front of wall size TV as you watch international match of the day;England beat Wales 31-0

9.30 - Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies) 9.31

11.00 - Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale

11.30 - A nightcap *******

11.45 - In bed alone

11.50 - A 12 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room

The Perfect Day?
very good'''

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Thursday, January 12, 2012

Tom Brady lives in Manhattan... that's got to hurt Pats fans...?

Instead of getting crazy like most Pats fans, buying gear and counting the days with them... BRADY is in New York City enjoying better pizza, better world class restaurants, hanging with a Brazilian model in their lower Manhattan apt., walking to florists and amazing food stores and little shops, nuzzling while they hold her tiny handheld terrier-dog... and taking in everything that's New York... ah, it's like we have 2 quarterbacks in ONE Super Bowl... and both of them will help the Giants win. CAN'T WAIT.

Tom Brady lives in Manhattan... that's got to hurt Pats fans...?
A quote from Tom "Cry" Brady, "I Love New York". .....LOL
Reply:I believe that would be HER apartment.



Patriots 49, Giants 13
Reply:O no I think you upset them- ha ha!! What does that say about Brady? Let him waddle around in a cast eating our famous pizza. We know our QB is dissecting everything about the PATS. Go Giants
Reply:Well, that is not too bad. Belickck lives in a gay porn thrater. I would take Manhattan any day.
Reply:Because we all know that rich football players only have one house.
Reply:Well I wouldn't necessarily call New York the best city on earth, but compared to Boston? Yeah, much much better.



The thing I'm wondering is, how is Brady allowed to walk around the streets of New York without some crazed Giant fan not going all Tonya Harding on him?
Reply:Who cares where he lives? He plays in New England, so suck it.
Reply:I dont think he will be so welcome there anymore when he beats the hell out of the giants
Reply:What astro-turf ?Glendale has a grass field that rolls out of the stadium , gets some sun and then rolls back in .
Reply:so what...



and the NY Giants and Jets fans have to go to NJ for their games... so what...



you really need to get a life
Reply:Gee..do you think the NEW JERSEY GIANTS live here...........How often do you run into them when grabbing a Bud.......
Reply:do u realize that soo many prof players are not from the state they play for?...eli and peyton manning are brotehrs and play for 2 different states yet they must be from the place correct....so shutup it doesnt matter where he lives alls that matters is he is representing new england and he does a damn good job at it
Reply:If he helps the Giants win, there will have to be a psychopathic terrorist forcing him to. Only way that'll happen, bro!
Reply:Giselle lives there and he staying with her dummy.
Reply:Get over yourself. Your arrogance is a perfect recipe and will taste wonderful in your mouth when you lose in 2 weeks. Your glorification of New York is laughable. I would like to list the many reasons why Boston is mucn more liveable, but I dont feel like wasting my time trying to be as self centered as you. I "CANT WAIT" either. Thanks for the chuckle on a tuesday morning.
Reply:Um actually idiot he lives in Boston, his girlfriend lives in New York.
Reply:rofl.. you think the Giants are going to win?
Reply:Dude, if anything that should piss you off. I know it pisses me off to see him walking around my city in his NY Yankee hat as if he's a real fan. I know it's silly but I can't stand the guy or the fact that he continues to beat my team into the ground (I'm woman enough to admit it.) so when I see pics of him in my city and hear his claims that its "so great" it make me wonder "Weren't you the guy leading the 'Yankees Suck' chant at your super bowl parade a few years back?" C'mon Tom you're so much better than that.
Reply:New York has one football team. They play way upstate and they didnt make the playoffs unfortunately...Brady can go wherever the hell he wants as long as he keeps doing what hes been doing. I think Brady would visit Gisele in a swamp if thats where she lived. But i wont stoop to your level and trash NYC. its a great city. Too bad you cant brag about your sports this millenium though....
Reply:/\



I agree been to NY and it was disgusting





yeah your teams play in NJ
Reply:Using your logic ( or lack of ) THE NEW JERSEY GIANTS are playing in the SUPERBOWL..........JERSEY has TWO PRO footbal teams.........How DO you LIKE that........I guess that shut you up quick...LOSER
Reply:you can say that again!!!!

LOL!!! Giselle Bundchen is suckin tom brady's energy before the superbowl!!! just like jessica simpson to tony romo!!! LOL
Reply:New York's team is not in the Super Bowl. The Bills did not even make the playoffs. Did you forget that NYC does not have a football team. The Boston Patriots were smart enough to change their name when they moved.
Reply:He lives in the Village near my apartment.



He once parked in my parking lot.



He wants to live in a BETTER city.
Reply:He's ours, wherever he lives.
Reply:New York City is filthy!

rats and bums peeing on themselves

it only looks nice at night time when its all lit up and u see the lights - but daytime its just dirty and filthy
Reply:Tell yourself whatever you want - he has a $2 million dollar condo in Comm Ave in Boston. He is just visiting her!



Yeah and when they aren't in New York they are taking pictures of them here.



You are such a loser, do your research...I don't remember Tom saying he was going to play for the Giants. You can only wish that was true BECAUSE WE ARE GOING TO TAKE THE TROPHY OVER NEW YORK AGAIN - IN ANOTHER SPORT



Ha Ha hater
Reply:Huh.



You fail at stalking.


Smokey the Bear?

There was once a monk who liked to peddle flowers in front of a large shopping establishment. He was a very annoying fellow, who would constantly beseech you to buy his flowers, and when you refused he would curse you with all the fire and brimstone he could muster.



This was very annoying to the patrons of the shopping center and they began to take their business elsewhere. The businessmen became upset, because this fellow was driving away all the shoppers.



One day, one of them got an idea. He ran off to the cattle yard and purchased a lamb. He came back, climbed to the roof of the building, and threw the lamb over the side, killing the monk below as he was selling flowers. The other business men came up to him and asked, "Why did you do that?!"



He replied, "I had to. Only ewes can stop florist friars."

Smokey the Bear?
LOL Clever I actually got it and liked it. ewes= sheep =you
Reply:A little funny , A little more cnfusing.
Reply:uhh... i get it now, but its not funny
Reply:Yews can stop forest fires....LMAO!!!!