The Perfect Day?

THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER



8.15 - Wake up to hugs and kisses

8.30 - Weigh in 2kg lighter than yesterday

8.45 - Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents - expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner

9.15 - Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil

10.00 - Light work out at club with handsome funny personal trainer

10.30 - Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry

12.00 - Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe

12.45 - Catch sight of husband/boyfriend's ex and notices she has gained 7kg

1.00 - Shopping with friends, unlimited credit

3.00 - Nap

4.00 - Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card id from secret admirer

4.15 - Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body

5.30 - Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror

7.30 - Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers

10.00 - Hot shower (alone)

10.50 - Carried to bed . . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)

11.00 - Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling

11.15 - Fall asleep in his big strong arms

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THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HIM

6.00 - Alarm

6.15 - ********

6.30 - Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports section

7.00 - Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked chicks with big ****

7.30 - Limo arrives

7.45 - Several Whiskeys en-route to airport

9.15 - Flight in personal Lear Jet

9.30 - Limo to Riverside Oaks Golf Club (******** en-route)

9.45 - Play front nine (2 under)

11.45 - Lunch Pie, chips and gravy, 3 beers and a bottle of Dom Perignon

12.15 - ********

12.30 - Play back nine (4 under)

2.15 - Limo back to the airport (Several Whiskeys)

2.30 - Fly to Monte Carlo

3.30 - Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew (all nude)

4.30 - Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle

5.00 - Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson

6.45 - ****, Shower and Shave

7.00 - Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; marajuana and porn legalized

7.30 - Dinner: lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by Icecream served on a pair of ****

9.00 - Napoleon Brandy and Cohuna cigar in front of wall size TV as you watch international match of the day;England beat Wales 31-0

9.30 - Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies) 9.31

11.00 - Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale

11.30 - A nightcap *******

11.45 - In bed alone

11.50 - A 12 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room

The Perfect Day?
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