Birthday Party?

Mrs. B, a school teacher, was turning 31. Her students all decided to throw her a party.



"What a great party!" she says.



Then it was time to give her her presents.



Mary, the daughter of the local candy shop owner, gives her a box.



"You'll never guess what it is!" she said.



"Hmm," says Mrs. B "Candy?"



"Yes! How did you guess?" she said.



Ricky, the florist's son, gave her a box.



"You'll never guess what it is!" he said.



"Hmm," says Mrs. B "Flowers?"



"Yes! How did you guess?" he said.



It went on like this for a while.



Timmy, the son of the owner of the liquor shop, gave her a box. It had a yellow liquid dripping off a corner.



"You'll never guess what it is!" he said.



Mrs. B tasted a tiny drop of liquid.



"Hmm," says Mrs. B "Beer?"



"No," he said.



Once again, Mrs. B tasted a tiny drop of liquid.



"Wine?" she asked.



"Noo," he said.



Mrs. B tasted another tiny drop of liquid.



"Champagne?" she asked.



"Nooo! It's a puppy!" he said.

Birthday Party?
Somebody just posted this...

ah, you reposted it. Yeah,

its a lot funnier now

that it has a punchline!

Good One!
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boy...feel bad for the teacher