Last day of school joke-star if you like it?

It was the last day of school, and all of the children brought presents for the teacher. The first child was the candy shop's owner's kid and handed the teacher his present. She shook it and said, "Is it chocolate?"

"Yep."

The second child was the florist's child and he gave the teacher a box. "Are they flowers?"

"Yes."

The third kid's parent was a liquor store owner. He gave her a cardboard box with a leak in it. She tasted a crop dripping from the box and said, "Is it liquor?"

"No...." said the kid.

She tasted another drop and said, "Is it champagne?"

"No..." he replyed.

"Then what is it?"

"A puppy!!!"

Last day of school joke-star if you like it?
I like this one, I've heard it before, but it's still good.

-Kids can bring liquor and champagne to school??jkjk
Reply:LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

that's funny and nasty

here have a star, enjoy

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Reply:omg, that is sooooo funny! 92/10
Reply:nice
Reply:at first i was like ewwww cause i thought the leek was blood from the blood puppy but now i get it and i think it's funny!
Reply:That was a good one! I liked it!
Reply:te he he.. funny

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